Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Had To Take A Few Minutes and . . .

I took a break from my catalog to read a few emails. Had to share this laugh that came with several others that I just couldn't post, but this one gave me the biggest laugh!

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? This lady has:

My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly.

One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No".
I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me."
Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
"No," he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny did you have an accident ?
This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled
"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

Can't you just imagine this happening? Soooo funny, I just had to share! Now, back to the blasted catalog.

Tootles!

PS: Kim just called. She's out of surgery and on her way home! They left the largest piece in her stomach and told her to not eat for two days, just liquids, and perhaps it will pass through without her having to have surgery. She is very tired and depressed. Thank you for all your prayers.

3 comments:

Vicki C said...

I linked you on my blog today! tee hee

greenpalm said...

Hi Liv,

Just thought you'd like to see how I used that adorable eyelet circle frame freebie from the other day. I thought this page turned out nice, and the little frame was perfect for it!

http://www.digishoptalk.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=262336&ppuser=5141

FrenchGardenHouse said...

I came via Vicki, thanks so much for a BIG laugh!
xo Lidy